Showing posts with label naked. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naked. Show all posts

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Weird things you do while living in a hotel

Living in a hotel can be interesting....i almost think they should do experiments with people and watch how they act while living in a hotel...the results would be surprising

I normally am not one of those people that likes to be naked. I will often be caught in bed with socks on...even a columbia jacket (thanks a lot hubby for keeping our bedroom 60 degrees in the WINTER!). However...since I've been living in the hotel...I find myself hanging around naked quite often. (Thank god I'm not disclosing the location of my hotel)....and it's kinda fun. I can put self tanner on..and not worry about getting it on clothes or getting streak lines. I have never been real great about drying myself off with a towel after showers...so why not just walk around naked for half the day an hour and dry off?? Seems logical to me...

Also I paid to get my laundry done at a dry cleaners and refused to go to a laundry mat. My laundry is still sitting in the bag I picked it up in...and have been living out of it ever since. I have no plans to put it away...it might go back to Ohio in that same bag..still folded..

I run the dishwasher EVERYDAY...haha. They gave me like 3 bowls, 3 plates, 2 forks etc. So I just bought my own dish detergent and run the dishwasher everyday and am too lazy to physically hand wash the dishes.

Eventhough I have plenty of breakfast food..I walk over to the reception place and eat the free hotel breakfast on the weekends... (even had oatmeal today without chocolate in it...are you proud?)

I walk in and drop my keys, wallet, cell phone in the middle of the floor and just leave it there and continue to step over it...just because I can...and no one can see me or judge me or tell me to pick it up.

In addition to the naked part..you can check out your newly acquired muscles in the mirror a lot..without anyone catching you checking yourself out. I find myself flexing int he mirror all the time

You can cry as loud as you want...and no one will hear you....except maybe the person you share a wall with...and then you just say "Man did you see that movie that was on last night about the girl whose husband died? she was crying sooo loud"

Of course the puffy eyes might give it away..haha..and then they will totally think you are a whacko!

Have you ever lived in a hotel? What weird behaviors did you exhibit? haha

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

It's gettin hot in here...so take off all your clothes


Foreal. Our air conditioning broke last night. I don't think my husband has ever seen me naked so much before. Our THIRD floor condo was 86 F. Our dog sat there panting..we kept covering him in cool towels. Got about a half hour of sleep. Woke up throwing up and passing out......awesome. Couldn't keep down any food....still 86F. Found out they wont be here till Friday to fix it. Great... Went out and bought a window air conditioner!! PROBLEMO Solved! However I'm confined to the guest room. Bummer. Part of why I was nakey so long is because I didnt have the strength to put clothes on. I would stand up...put one arm in the shirt..and have to lay back down. Finally I ate a quarter of a peanut butter sandwich, 3 ibuprofin, and took a nap. I'm feeling better now. But missed all my classes....crap! Finals start tomorrow...wonderful. For some reason I had all this pain...in my legs..back...it was weird. Ibuprofin took care of that...but it scared me and made me wonder if I have MS or something!??! Now that I'm the lil med girl I am...I diagnose myself with chronic illness...spectacular!


Other than that....I FINALLY went riding on Hunter Army Airfield the other day. It was AWESOME!!! Did about 17 miles...and looked up and say a sign saying 98F! I almost crapped myself. I forgot to bring fluids somehow...smart........and figured it was time to go home. Riding on the base is awesome though because its nice and flat without much traffic. Theres a 10 mile loop that is perfect. I will definitely have to go back soon. Pool is closed this weekend...and now that I have this sudden crazy illness and have eaten about 75 calories for the day..I doubt I'll be doing much. Plus only one room of our house is <90 degrees.

I bet this post gets a lot of attn do to the naked pic...hehehehe