So I'm all set...got the water coming out the right place...even got the temperature figured out. Then I realize I forgot shower gel. Normally I would just sorta wash up with my shampoo but I look over and see a pink bottle that looks to be shower gel. I put a big ole squirt in my hand and figure...well..I'll just use theirs for one day. Just as I start to clean my private parts I take a closer look at the bottle and see a picture of a large dog on it and the words "FLEA & TICK SHAMPOO"..Holy S#&! I just put dog flea shampoo on my private parts. So far I haven't had any adverse reactions but you can bet my husband won't find me coming home with any weird bugs in my pants. hahaha
P.S. running in the mountains is impossible....
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HA! The flea shampoo is hilarious. Also, I know exactly the kind of shower you're talking about - I stayed with a friend in Dallas who had a bathtub like that, and I had to wake up his mom in order to ask her how to use it! I felt terrible, but she was like "oh, I told Michael to tell you... we always make it a point to tell guests because no one ever knows."
As for you and Jess talking about me, I don't know if that makes me feel good or creeped out :) I definitely need to find a race to meet her as well!
Hilarious!
LOL!!
does your hubby have to let you out at night to go wee wee now???
That is really funny.
I have a buddy that used "conditioner" lotion on his hands. I suggested he read the label closely...It said "hair conditioner."
That's great. I would have thought it might burn. Plus the fact that their animal has fleas. Maybe it's time to find another place to stay.
Oh man - too flippin' funny.
Good luck on those mountain runs. Should make for interesting training.
Oh my I am glad no crazy reaction to it, chickie! I hope it smelled good though. LOL!
That mountain training is going to make you that much stronger..no doubt!
OMG that is so funny....and that's after I've read it five times waiting for a new post... ;) I'm dying with no reading material!
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